A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky. Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips moved.
I must confess. Everything's all right. I must die in peace. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you. I know all about it", he sobbed. The braggers Becky, Sadie and Hannah are bragging about their sons. Becky says, "My son is very successful.She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle? Years ago I dated a twin. My friend asked me 'how do you tell them apart? Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs.
Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ' Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying? That's amazing! What do you pray for? I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship. Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Rebecca?
Well, here are the best Rebecca dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Rebecca pick up lines to share with friends. I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick". I once dated a twin Years ago I dated a twin. Green Spots Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Did you here Rebecca Black went to a concert?
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What are the most funny Rebecca jokes of all time?Top definition. Rebecca unknown. Rebecca is the name reserved only for the genuine and best women on earth. They are REALLY cute, beautiful, very smart, driven, have a wonderful and playful personality, and has this cute awkwardness about them. They are fun-lovingadventurous, silly, and always suspicious of everyone.
Rebecca has the most amazing eyes ever. It's hard to get close to a Rebecca at first because they choose their friends wisely and are very untrustworthy to everyone around them. This is a good thing though because if they talk to you, they really mean everything they say and are very straightfoward about their feelings towards someone. Rebeccas severely underestimate everything about themselves, so you need to constantly prove to them that they are much better than they think.
They also can dance and sing and they will do anything they set their mind to except driving. It's impossible to be actually mad at a rebeccano matter what they do, because they are so loveable : Rebeccas can be confusing sometimes and they can make people go crazy sometimes, but in the end, it turns out everything they do that makes you go crazy just makes you like them just that much more.
They're much more than meets the eye. Never lose doubt of Rebecca, they don't liethey are one in a million. Guy 1: Look at that sexy girl over there Guy 2 : That is definitely a Rebecca. An amazing woman who is independent and absolutely beautiful both inside and out. Rebecca will be the best friend you ever have and if you date her, you are stupid to break up with her, she is the best thing that'll ever happen to you.
Click here for more information. This joke may contain profanity. I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky".
I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick" She said: how do you get dick from kyle?
I replied: you just ask nicely. I'm currently having sex with twins and its great!!! My friends were all amazed when I told then.
They asked "how can you tell them apart? And Randy has a huge cock. Don't tell me you've never met Rebecca the psychic hooker She'll blow your mind. Jacob and Rebecca Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner? I once dated a twin Years ago I dated a twin. My friend asked me 'how do you tell them apart? Is Marvin Gay? Is Rebecca Black? Is Barry White?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder! I was sitting next to a girl on the train and i started a conversation with her Me: "hi what's your name? Girl: "hello, I'm Rebecca How do you get Dick from Richard? A man named Ted is unable to put alcohol down. His thirst for liquor is unquenchable. All he does every day is drink and drink. Rum, tequila, beer, vodka, he has it all. Doesn't matter how it tastes or looks; he'll down it.
At first it started out at a simple party at Dominc's place.
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This joke may contain profanity. I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick" She said: how do you get dick from kyle? I replied: you just ask nicely. When were they? Becky was on her deathbed Becky was on her deathbed. Her husband, Jake, was maintaining a vigil by her side. He held her fragile hand, tears ran down his face. His praying roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.
My darling Jake," she whispered. Abe is really frustrated, gets up and goes out for a walk slamming the door behind him - so Becky locks it. When Abe gets back he hammers on the do One afternoon a teacher gives her class a homework assignment to go home and have their parents tell them a story with a moral. Two hunters were walking in the woods One of them stops and says, "Whoa, whoa! Watch out for that hole! They both stop and look down what appears to be the deepest hole they'd ever seen, right in the ground in front of them.
Tanner is the focus of Fuller House. Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House. The one with a big hole and an anvil So there were two hunters walking in the wilderness when one spots a giant hole. Noticing it, the second hunter has an idea. Three blondes are walking through the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The first blonde says, "Hey, look at that, deer tracks! A first grade teacher explains to her class that she's American and asks her students to raise their hands if they're American too Not really knowing why, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air like fireworks.
There is, however, one exception, a girl named Becky isn't going along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
Two men stand around a hole Two men are standing around this big hole, looking down it there seems to be no end in sight.Kids are natural comedians so why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents?
Scroll down for silly jokes and corny jokes, many of which have been sent to us by kid-readers like you! Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.WWE Becky Lynch Cute, Funny Moments
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! How do you talk to a giant? Use big words! What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.Who is to blame? Rebecca goes to see her Rabbi. He can see right away that she is angry. She immediately tells him that she wants a divorce. There was once a beautiful woman named Rebecca who lived with 3 men: an author, an artist, and a blind man. They each visited her once a day.
One day Rebecca was taking a shower when she heard a knock at the door, so she put on a towel and answered the door. It turned out to be the artist. He said, "Congratulate me, congratulate me! I have just finished a masterpiece. Right when Rebecca was getting back in the shower, she heard another knock so she put her towel back on and it was the author. I have just finished a new best-seller. Rebecca got back in the shower and 15 minutes later she heard another knock. She figured it had to be the blind man so she didn't have to put on her towel and she answered the door.
She was right; it was the blind man, and he said to her, "Congratulate me, congratulate me! I can more Rebecca Jokes. Funny Jokes.
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